Friday, June 27, 2008

Scientists Discover Renewable Energy Bug!

Welp, it seems we do not have to clutter the landscape with windmills and solar panels to get renewable energy. We can get it from the backside of a bug!


“Ten years ago I could never have imagined I’d be doing this,” says Greg Pal, 33, a former software executive, as he squints into the late afternoon Californian sun. “I mean, this is essentially agriculture, right? But the people I talk to – especially the ones coming out of business school – this is the one hot area everyone wants to get into.”

He means bugs. To be more precise: the genetic alteration of bugs – very, very small ones – so that when they feed on agricultural waste such as woodchips or wheat straw, they do something extraordinary. They excrete crude oil.

Unbelievably, this is not science fiction. Mr Pal holds up a small beaker of bug excretion that could, theoretically, be poured into the tank of the giant Lexus SUV next to us. Not that Mr Pal is willing to risk it just yet. He gives it a month before the first vehicle is filled up on what he calls “renewable petroleum”. After that, he grins, “it’s a brave new world”.



Of course, the environmental elitist will ignore and downplay this breakthrough - after all their goal is not to have us use renewable energy, but rather to CONTROL what energy we use and how much we consume. They like cap and trade - and ADORE "conservation" because through these policies they can further expand the control they have over our economy - and more importantly - over us. Remember: with the left, it's always about control.

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